brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

Mar 7 / 443,006 notes
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babyanimalgifs:
“more baby animals here
”

reakiro:

i love deadpool bc he goes on a murderous rampage to find the cure to his ugliness and tbh that sounds like something i would do

Mar 7 / 182,244 notes
poppunklateatnight:
“ Real Friends // Lost Boy
”
  • friend: so what do you wanna be when you're older!
  • me: oh! well i
  • brain: dead?
  • me: no brain not now
  • brain: dead in the ground
  • me: shut the fuck up
  • brain: a dead ass fucker in the ground
  • Nov 8 / 101,781 notes

    thepoeticlovechild:

    I just wanna stay lowkey as hell and keep my soul and personality full of positivity and peace.

    Nov 8 / 234,587 notes
    sighhalley:
“when u skip leg day
”
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